Best Pickup Line

June 10, 2009 at 10:20 pm (Just Being Catty, LOL) (dating, tips)

CHEESY

“Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”

I think that may be one of the better Cheesy lines I have heard yet, and lord knows I’ve probably heard them all! So I ask you? Do they ever actually work? hmmm…I’m sure that any line might work with me rubbing my DDs up against some young sweetie at the club…but, then again maybe I’m not giving guys enough credit.

uh…No…any line would work!

What is your best pickup line? Or even better; what is the single worst pickup line you have heard? Oh the possibilities are endless. It will be sad to see the overflowing number of lines!

“Baby, I’m an American Express lover….you shouldn’t go home without me!”

“Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.”

“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”

“Hi, my name is Mike, I like pizza, wanna fuck?” (yes, really heard it!)

So tell me Cougars and Bait…what are your Best and Worse Pick up lines of all time?

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